The Legendary Alternative Business Guru

Geoff Burch is the original and legendary Alternative Business Guru and a world renowned business speaker.

The author of six best-selling business books, he is also a regular presenter on BBC television and radio.

Having been awarded the title ‘Business Communicator of the Year’ by the Speechwriters Guild, Geoff has also been voted one of the world’s Top Ten Motivational Speakers, so you can be confident that you, your people and your event, are in safe hands.

 

REVIEWS

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"Fantastic keynote speech. You have an outstanding gift."

HOARE LEA

"thank you for an excellent day. All the feedback from the delegates has been really encouraging and very positive."

FROSTS

"...sincere thanks once again. Your session was both entertaining and thought provoking and the positive feedback that we are receiving from conference delegates is exceeding our expectations..."

BCA

"Truly outstanding inspirational talk."

HOLROYD HOWE LTD

"Best speaker yet."

SOVEREIGN CAPITAL

"Excellent and highly entertaining contribution. You received top rating."

EVA

"Thank you for the excellent presentation you made … Your sense of humour in line with various messages is a winning combination."

SCHWARZKOPF LTD

"A superb after dinner speech – so many compliments about you."

BIRMINGHAM CHAMBER OF COMMERCE

"...Geoff was the highlight of the day – by far. Thanks so much to Geoff for his contribution and for the books…he is so clever and hilarious. The girls loved him, he couldn’t have chosen better references for our company situation and he ‘got’ our culture so quickly..."

OFFICE ANGELS

"Speakers like Geoff Burch are the reason I came to this conference"

RS COMPONENTS

"Personally for me and I get bored easily!… Geoff was absolutely fantastic. Relevant and extremely funny. The crowd he had are not easily pleased but I feel it was received extremely well. I would and will most definitely recommend Geoff to anyone who needs a speaker."

KIER LIVING

"Thank you so much for your support at our event. We love working with you and we are loving the new approach to linking in the stories! Funnier than ever! On message!, an inspiring delivery from the master!"

THE PGS TEAM LTD

"Brilliant – the response was great. Delighted."

HEINEKEN

"Met our brief perfectly. Presentation was outstanding in content, style and suitability for audience and objectives."

BRITISH SUGAR PLC

"It was terrific. Fair to say that it exceeded my expectations."

UK DESIGN & PRINT NETWORK

"I would like again to express my gratitude to both Geoff and yourself for your professional and highly entertaining contribution to our annual conference. The response to our meeting programme has been overwhelmingly positive and this is in no small part thanks to Geoff's superb closing speech."

HPB

"Geoff your presentation was superb as always. Thank you for giving me such a belly laugh and delivering such a powerful message! I think everyone could really connect to it and you were a great success!"

THE PGS TEAM LTD

"I just wanted to say thank you for your informative and inspiring talk you gave a the E.ON conference. I was in the audience and I was blown away with what you were saying and your ideas. I've always been an introverted person and struggled to connect with people but the examples you gave and what you said really made sense to me."

Eon

"The feedback to Geoff's closing presentation was brilliant, a very entertaining and enjoyable close to the conference."

HPB

"Certainly lived up to our expectations and set exactly the right tone."

ADULT LEARNING INSPECTORATE

"Your session was overwhelming."

WESSEX LMCS

"First class."

P & A PARTNERSHIP

"Excellent and highly entertaining contribution. You received top rating."

EVA

"Would recommend Geoff to anyone."

CABLE & WIRELESS

"Brilliant speech at annual dinner."

CBI

"Hilariously entertaining and informative at the same time."

COGNOS EUROPE

"Excellent amusing and motivational business messages."

BROOK STREET UK LTD

"Excellent contribution - feedback has never been better."

TRINITY MIRROR

"Excellent presentation."

DAVIS LANGDON LLP

"You went down a storm."

SUSSEX ENTERPRISE

"Extremely entertaining & thought provoking presentation."

DEFRA

"Your presentation was truly outstanding. It combined excellent humour with good commonsense business and sales messages. I have never known such universal enthusiasm for a sales conference presenter before.."

ADT SECURITY SYSTEMS

"Thank you for the excellent presentation you made - your sense of humour in line with various messages is a winning combination."

SCHWARZKOPF LTD

"Superb presentation. Your anecdotes, humour and skill with which you wove the key selling principles into your presentation were brilliant."

LOGICA UK LTD

"Best speaker yet."

SOVEREIGN CAPITAL

"How motivational and informative my colleagues and I found your presentation. Your delivery was excellent and well researched."

Cannon

"...your address received a great deal of positive feedback and praise. The session fitted so well with what the conference was all about and helped round-up the final day so that the conference finished on an uplifting and humorous note..."

DLA Piper

"...Geoff Burch was most entertaining, great final presentation. Geoff Burch exceptional, entertaining, simple, brilliant and informative and a excellent speaker, gave good points to think about in fun way (has got me thinking deeper and in a new viewpoint)."

Platinum Property Partners

"...sincere thanks for putting your heart into communicating with our audience, your message was exactly right for the gathered crowd and your energy, business knowledge and masterful communications skill, wrapped up in a superbly entertaining package, was simply unforgettable."

Shropshire Enterprise Partnership

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Articles by Geoff

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Comedy as a Business Tool

Humour brings tangible benefits to businesses. Improves communication, relieves stress, enhances creativity and boosts morale. Ultimately laughter is a universal language.

 
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The Cunning Plan – Four Steps To Always Getting The Best Sales Outcome

Whilst just a callow youth, I would tend to gravitate towards sales jobs because in my mind they were an easy option.

 
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So Dumb, We Have Lost The Will To Sell

Oh boy, have I got it wrong recently. Let me explain.

 
 

"A JOYFUL, HILARIOUS AND UPLIFTING PRESENTATION"

SALES

The author of six bestselling books, Geoff has energised corporate sales teams across the globe

LEADERSHIP

Geoff uses humour and incisive examples to address the challenges all business leaders face

CHANGE

Geoff will use engaging and relevant stories to take the pain out of change

CUSTOMERS

Do you have ambassadors or assassins? Are they bitchin' or pitchin'? Bring the customer experience to life and everyone will want to become a business building ambassador

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Geoff Burch is a world renowned expert business speaker who truly understands business. By using his considerable experience he is able to translate your brief and deliver understandable and memorable messages that bring about lasting change.

KEYNOTE: What a cracking way to round off your event

LIGHTNING STRIKE SEMINAR: Where Geoff can actually be the event

MASTERCLASS: Delivering and exploring key messages to a select group

THE VIRTUAL EXPERIENCE: Whether it’s a one to one coaching session, or an international webinar, Geoff is out there in cyberspace ready to hear from you

THE HYBRID EVENT: From an online briefing to a live performance followed by online and live Q&A, round-up and coaching